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3.1 The Chivalry
We're all men touched by royal steel, we wear a white sword belt,
And whether on or off the field, our presence will be felt.
One thing we will be warning you: pay heed to what we say.
Unless you also wear the belt, best not get in our way.
For we are called the chivalry. Our swords are very strong,
And while our steel controls the field, well, we can do no wrong.
Our ranks are filled with the elite. The rest are cannon fodder,
And as for social graces, well, we seldom need to bother.
For in this current Middle Age, we're royalty, not servants,
And if your armour's thick enough, who needs to be observant?
We're proud of being barbarous; our manners are alarming,
But when your sword's as strong as ours, why bother being charming?
If any dare to criticize in word or deed or song,
We challenge them to trial at arms and show the world they're wrong.
If one should rise up from the field to challenge our control
He really will not bother us, however brave or bold.
This man will never be a threat; he won't create a fuss.
We'll just give him a belt like ours, and then he's one of us.
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In Uncle J's Universe the date is: Sun, Mar 26, AS 57 ( CE 2023 )