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4.5 Plague Potion Number Nine
I took my cauldron down to London Town. They got bubonic plague that's going round.
I looked up the king and I made a magic sign, said, "What you need is Plague Potion Number Nine."
I told him that I was a pagan dude with pagan power that he sure could use,
Said that without my help he'd surely die. Told him he needed Plague Potion Number Nine.
Well, he called on his bishops and they locked me away,
Said they gonna burn me up the very next day.
But the king started coughin'; he was willing to pay.
I took my cauldron, brewed some herbs;
He was okay.
They tried to make me be a priest or a knight, baptize my body in some Christian rite.
I left for the woods; I'm not going back again. I'll only give the countryside Plague Potion Number Ten.
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