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Songs by Sigurd 4.8 Pennsic Privateers

The year was AS twenty six -- I wish I was in Ealdormere --
When invites came down from the king that Ealdormere might go Pennsicking --

God damn them all. Who asked me here
To take the soil for Ealdormere --
We'd lead no charge, take no blows --
Now I've a broken shield and a fractured nose.
The first to come, the first to go.

The marshal called the canton wide -- I wish I was in Ealdormere --
For 40 brave knights with weapons and arms, with never a chance of pain or harm...

The Pennsic field was a sickening mire -- I wish I was in Ealdormere --
It rained for a week coming down in jugs. You couldn't see the trees for mosquitos and bugs...

We fought in groups and one to one -- I wish I was in Ealdormere --
I scored good hits, they counted them none. I dropped my sword; I wanted a gun...

Our foes were drawn by casting lots -- I wish I was in Ealdormere --
A twelve foot monster's what I got. He dwarfed the pole arm that I brought...

At last we both commenced the fight -- I wish I was in Ealdormere --
I circled round and round the field, but I couldn't see his body for his big war shield...



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