Top Ten Songbook
Marching to War
Winter at Uncle J's
SL Sun Times
Ealdormere Web Page
Trinovantia Web Page
Around the Campfire
The E Song
Rise and Follow David
The Pennsic Blues
Blazing Scarlet Banner
Knight of the Realm
The Shieldman;s Lament
The Battle Song
Pennsic War Again
Plague Potion Number Nine
Day the Pagans Died
Rollin' Down to Ealdormere
The Swimming Hole
At the Annual Pennsic War
Down Here at Pennsic
I am a Jock
Under the Shieldwall
My Old Man
I'm a Viking, and I'm OK
Witch of the Westmorland
Music, Sex and Cookies
Do Virgins Taste Better
A Dragon's Retort
Uncle J as Orsen Wells
Walking Through Winter
Fall @ UncleJs
Marshal Summary Report
The Honourable Baron Justinian Clarus
Bard of Ealdormere
Songs by Sigurd
4.8 Pennsic Privateers
The year was AS twenty six -- I wish I was in Ealdormere --
When invites came down from the king that Ealdormere might go Pennsicking --
God damn them all. Who asked me here
To take the soil for Ealdormere --
We'd lead no charge, take no blows --
Now I've a broken shield and a fractured nose.
The first to come, the first to go.
The marshal called the canton wide -- I wish I was in Ealdormere --
For 40 brave knights with weapons and arms, with never a chance of pain or harm...
The Pennsic field was a sickening mire -- I wish I was in Ealdormere --
It rained for a week coming down in jugs. You couldn't see the trees for mosquitos and bugs...
We fought in groups and one to one -- I wish I was in Ealdormere --
I scored good hits, they counted them none. I dropped my sword; I wanted a gun...
Our foes were drawn by casting lots -- I wish I was in Ealdormere --
A twelve foot monster's what I got. He dwarfed the pole arm that I brought...
At last we both commenced the fight -- I wish I was in Ealdormere --
I circled round and round the field, but I couldn't see his body for his big war shield...
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In Uncle J's Universe the date is: Tue, Dec 10, AS 54 ( CE 2019 )