Top Ten Songbook
Marching to War
Winter at Uncle J's
SL Sun Times
Ealdormere Web Page
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Around the Campfire
The E Song
Rise and Follow David
The Pennsic Blues
Blazing Scarlet Banner
Knight of the Realm
The Shieldman;s Lament
The Battle Song
Pennsic War Again
Plague Potion Number Nine
Day the Pagans Died
Rollin' Down to Ealdormere
The Swimming Hole
At the Annual Pennsic War
Down Here at Pennsic
I am a Jock
Under the Shieldwall
My Old Man
I'm a Viking, and I'm OK
Witch of the Westmorland
Music, Sex and Cookies
Do Virgins Taste Better
A Dragon's Retort
Uncle J as Orsen Wells
Walking Through Winter
Fall @ UncleJs
Marshal Summary Report
The Honourable Baron Justinian Clarus
Bard of Ealdormere
6.7 Music, Sex and Cookies
When I come round to your tent, well you know how it goes.
The first thing is, I'll woo you with a bag of Oreos.
I'll sing you special love songs, to show my love is true,
And then I'll take you in my arms and make sweet love to you.
'Cause it's music, sex and cookies, cookies, music and sex,
And it really doesn't matter what order I get 'em in,
I'm lovin' 'em all the best.
Tried therapy and honesty, was lost but now am found,
But it's music, sex and cookies that make my world go round.
But we are both on diets, and cookies aren't much fun.
At a hundred and fifty calories apiece, we can't eat even one.
But I can still sing love songs, 'cause they are sugar free,
And I will always be satisfied with the best two out of three.
This summer while at Pennsic, we're roasting in the sun,
Though even when it's raining, we sure can have some fun.
'Cause I have got a songbook, digestives and sweet you,
And we can play some indoor sports until the sky is blue.
Someday I'll make you Princess, and I'll be your sweet Prince,
And then we'll have to sit through courts so long they make us wince.
I'll make them bring us shortbreads, and sing a Hector song,
And then we'll make them go away. We'll cuddle all night long.
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In Uncle J's Universe the date is: Thu, Nov 21, AS 54 ( CE 2019 )