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The Twelve Days of Battle

The Twelve Days of Battle

lyrics: Jessica of Henderson, Zombie Slayer, Bard of the White Rose
written for: HRM Queen Dagmar, at the third St. Valentineís Day Massacre

On the _________ day of battle, my foe did give to me,

1 a taunting, jeering laugh
2 two black eyes
3 three hard knocks
4 four saucy puns
5 five arrow wounds
6 six shield bashes
7 seven festíring stab wounds
8 eight haematomas
9 nine deafíning head shots
10 ten lacerations
11 eleven broken bones
12 twelve days of bedrest

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In Uncle J's Universe the date is: Sat, Aug 17, AS 54 ( CE 2019 )