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The Honourable Baron Justinian Clarus
Bard of Ealdormere

My Old Man 6.4 My Old Man

My old man's a fighter. What do you think about that?
He wears a fighter's tabard; he wears a fighter's hat;
He wears a fighting tunic, and he wears fighter's shoes,
And every day at Pennsic, he reads the daily news.
And some day, if I can,
I'm going to be a fighter, just like my old man.

My old man's a Baron. What do you thing about that?2
He wears a Baron's tabard; he wears a nice gold hat;
He wears a Baron's tunic, and he wears leather shoes,
And every day at Pennsic, someone reads him the news.
And some day, if I can,
I'm going to be a Baron, just like my old man.

My old man's the King. What do you think about that?
He wears a kingdom tabard; he wears a pointy hat;
He wears embroidered tunics, and he wears pointy shoes,
And every day at Pennsic, he makes the front page news,
And some day, if I can,
I'm going to be the King, just like my old man.

My old man's a herald. What do you think about that?
He wears a herald's tabard; he wears a wide-brimmed hat;
He wears a herald's tunic, and he wears sensible shoes,
And every day at Pennsic, he cries the daily news,
And some day, if I can,
I'm going to be a herald, and shout at my old man.

My old man's a merchant. What do you think about that?
He'll sell you any tabard; he'll sell you any hat;
He'll sell you any tunic; he'll sell you any shoes,
And every day at Pennsic, His children shout,
"PENNSIC INDEPENDANT, DOLLAR TWENTY FI-IVE!"
And some day, if I can,
I'm going to be a merchant, and sell you my old man.

My old man's a Pelican. What do you think about that?
He'll help you make a tabard; he'll help you milne a hat;
He'll help you sew a tunic; he'll help you cobble shoes,
And every day at Pennsic, he helps put out the news.
And some day, if I can,
I'm going to be a Pelican, and help out my old man.

My old man's a Tuchuk. Don't you think about that!
He doesn't own a tabard; he has a fake fur hat;
He has a road kill tunic; he hasn't any shoes,
And every day at Pennsic, he wets the daily news.
And some day, if I can,
I don't want to be a Tuchuk, not like my old man.

My old man's a Laurel. What do you think about that?
He wears a completely authenticated, fully documented tabard, and a completely authenticated, fully documented hat,
And a completely authenticated, fully documented tunic, and completely authenticated, fully documented shoes,
And every day at Pennsic, he refuses to read the Pennsic Independant because his persona would not have been able to understand English,
And some day, if I can,
I'm going to be a Snob and criticize my old man.

My old man's a stick jock. What do you think about that?
He wears faded blue jeans; he wears a baseball hat;
He wears a dirty T-shirt, and white Nike shoes,
And every day at Pennsic he fights,
And some day, if I can,
I'm going to be a stick jock, and beat up my old man.
And some day, if I can,
I'm going to be a stick jock, and beat up my old man.

Coronation

Light of the North
 
TRUMBRANDíS LAMENT
 
The Song of the Northern Wanderer (Home)
 
Rise
 
The River
 
Stand in the Shieldwall
 

Stone the Crows

Glenwhorple
 
Call the Names
 

Huntsmen's Harvest

The Poachers Song
 
True and Destined Queen
 

Fall Crown Tournement

Bow to the Crown
 
The Light Of the North
 
The Blazing Scarlet Banner
 

Waisail

My Old Man
 
The Kingdom Who Sings
 

Winter War

Rolling Down to Ealdormere
 
Rise
 

Last Court

The ''E'' Song
 

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In Uncle J's Universe the date is: Thu, Nov 21, AS 54 ( CE 2019 )