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The Hammer of Thor

The Hammer of Thor


CHORUS: Axe time, sword time, bend your back to the oar.
Wind time, wolf time, and here's to the hammer of Thor!

I searched the world for the perfect brew,
Let's wallow in blood and gore;
Now all I've got is a drunken crew,
And here's to the hammer of Thor!

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Here's to the house of Rowan Hall
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
They'll fight to the death and never fall
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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We'll fill our days with song and deed
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
And fill our nights with maid and mead;
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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A maiden stood by the cold sea and cried
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
Her love will not return on the tide,
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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Sigurd captained a motley horde
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
One morning he found himself overboard
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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I've searched the world for a maid to keep;
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
But all I've got is a stinky old sheep.
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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The food's on the table, the beer's keeping cool,
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
We'll bow to the king and laugh at the fool.
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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The food's in our bellies, the beer is all gone,
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
We'll sing of our king, tho he's no paragon.
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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I traveled around on this world since its dawn,
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
And the saddest of time is when the liquor is gone,
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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Gather ye round, I've a tale for to tell,
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
Of Sigurd the Thirsty, who fights pretty well,
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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Let's sing now in praise of an over-full glass,
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
The man at the bar, and a pinchable lass,
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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My life is one of war and death,
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
From the first taste of salt to my dying breath,
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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I go to the tourneys and fight in the lists
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
But I never win and that's why I get pissed.
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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I'll sing ye a song of John the Bard,
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
When he drinks ale, 'tis by the yard.
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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Our bard will write verses about anything
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
But he'll be much better if he learns to sing.
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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Here's to Sarah, her praises we'll sing,
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
If we pray hard enough, she may break a string.
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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Imperium compound is quite a drink
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
One glass and you're sure the King is a fink.
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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Master Hector never changes his shirt
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
His clothing is white, but you only see dirt.
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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I'll sing ye a verse of our man-mountain stone
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
He's too big to roll, so we'll leave him alone.
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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I hope that I'll in battle fall,
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
And join the heroes in Odin's hall.
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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But with my luck, I'll die in bed,
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
And be forgotten when I'm dead.
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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Let's drink a toast to the common folk,
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
May they all perish in Ragnarok.
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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And here's a toast to all my friends,
Let's wallow in blood and gore.
May they all meet appropriate ends.
So here's to the hammer of Thor!

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with only two two rhymes this song can be extemporanized for a VERY long time

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In Uncle J's Universe the date is: Fri, Jun 22, AS 53 ( CE 2018 )